James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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5 “Highlights” From the New AP U.S. History Test

Joe Biden Offers to Just Move His Chair Over to the Oval Office Next November

EXCLUSIVE! We Talk to a 2-Month Old Fetus About Its Feelings on Abortion!

Fox News Announces ‘B-Team’ Debate, Moderated by Inanimate Rock

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #418

Ruined Traditional Marriage Count (Week #5)

Religious Zealot: Doctored Videos Should Cost Millions of Women Vital Health Services

Top 5 Donald Trump Campaign Songs

Pat Robertson: ‘Get Ready for God To Start Smiting Actual Boy Scouts’

Rand Paul Fornicates With Copy of Tax Code

Ted Cruz/Mitch McConnell Announce Plan to ‘F**k It Out’

Thousands in Deep Red State Come to See Democratic Socialist With No Chance to Win Election

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