James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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FL Gun Range To Start Using Human Targets

Christ To Pat Robertson: ‘No, The Stock Drop Was Punishment For Listening to False Prophets’

Jesus Christ: ‘Hey Republicans I Love ALL The Children of the World, Remember?’

Scott Walker Is Very Confused About ‘Everything’

Republican Religious Zealot Not Sure How to Feel About ‘Anchor Fetuses’

Bobby Jindal Proposes ‘Separate But Equal’ Birthright Citizenship

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #421

Desperate Ted Cruz Proposes Catapulting “Anchor Babies” Back to Mexico

Tea Partier Briefly Considers ‘Just Admitting’ He’s Afraid of Mexicans

Walker, Bush, Trump Propose Leaving Only Second Amendment in the Constitution

Humankind Considers Ending Republicans’ Birthright Membership to the Species

Jesus Christ: “I Said ‘Turn The Other Cheek,’ Not ‘Turn The Other Chamber’!”

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