James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Priebus Peeved Town Turd Polisher Didn’t Polish His Turds Enough

Politifact Fact Needle Permanently Damaged After CNBC GOP Debate

We Put a Gun To These 5 People’s Heads and Asked Them About Gun Control

Ben Carson Campaign Clears Entire Schedule to Allow More ‘Incoherent Babbling Bulls**t’ Time

Totally Not Racist Libertarian Argues Blacks Are Just More Inherently Violent Than Whites

The Political Garbage Chute’s Republican Debate Drinking Game

S.C. Student-Tossing Cop Apologizes For ‘Not Just Shooting’ Unarmed Black Student Instead

LEAKED MEMO: Obama Meets McConnell, Boehner to Discuss Becoming Tyrannical

Mitch McConnell Waiting Until Marco Rubio Shows Up to Praise His Work Ethic

Ben Carson: I Used To Be a Violent Jerk, Now I’m Just a Stupid One!

Ben Carson: Not Claiming Your Farts Is ‘Exactly Like Slavery’

House GOP Creates Committee To Investigate Link Between Benghazi, Planned Parenthood, Hillary, and the Holocaust

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