James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Carly Fiorina: I Know Where Luke Is In The New “Star Wars” Movie

Reince Priebus Holds Seance to Contact Reagan’s Ghost to Write GOP Debate Questions

Tons of Morons Have Wasted $10 Million Donating To Another Moron’s Presidential Campaign

Paul Ryan Takes Break From His Kid’s Afternoon Soccer Game To Explain Why Paid Family Leave is Wrong

RNC Hires Top Engineers to Extend Conservative Media Bubble Across Entire Country

Ted Cruz Up All Night Working on List of Debate Questions He’ll Answer

GoFundMe Established to ‘Pay Bristol Palin to STFU Forever and Ever’

Conservatives Fume: Obama Supports Idea That People Mostly Use Bathrooms to Piss and S***

Carly Fiorina Says Knocking Out Ivan Drago Was ‘Biggest Highlight’ of Her Life

People Who Would Have to Make Tough Decisions as POTUS Bummed About Tough Debate Questions

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #352

Sad Libertarian Can’t Figure Out Why His Bottom Polling Candidate Didn’t Get More Debate Time

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