James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Jeb!: We Can Defeat ISIS With ‘The Bush Family Secret Recipe for Middle East Success’

Marco Rubio: Syrian Refugees Can Wear Special Patches to ‘Help Spot Them in a Crowd Better’

NRA Exec: Terror Suspects Have Second Amendment Rights Too!

Ted Cruz Unsure If He Should Attack Mexican Immigrants or Syrian Refugees More

‘A Kindler, Gentler Sharia’: John Kasich Explains His Proposed Department of Christianity

Muslim American Wondering When He Can Start Generalizing About Christians

Heaven to Close Gates and Turn Away Xenophobic Americans

Syrian Refugee Wants To Dodge American Bullets For A Change

Area Atheist Doesn’t Want Any More ‘Damn Christian Terrorists’ Moving To Her City

Jesus H. Christ Offers to Give Republican Politicians a Christianity Refresher Course

Reince Preibus: GOP Candidates Know Hating Muslims is Only Path To Peace

Who Said It: Ben Carson or A Box Of Rocks?

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