James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump’s Convention Keynote To Be Delivered By Klansman In Tinfoil Hood

Donald Trump To Ask Sarah Palin To Be His VP For The First Half Of His Term

Disappointed Tween Finds ‘DoucheyPuff’ Pokémon While Playing Pokémon Go

Trump Says He’d Build A Wall Around The Country Of ‘Islam’ And Make ISIS Pay For It

Cop Wonders What’s Worse: Being Extrajudicially Killed Or Being Criticized For Extrajudicial Killing

House Republicans To Introduce Universal Background Check Bill For Porn Purchases

Paul Ryan Offers To Pay For More Benghazi Hearings By Cutting Social Security

Roger Ailes Denies Gretchen Carlson’s Allegations Because He Knows ‘No One Would Fuck Me’

President Obama Says He Fears ‘Becoming A Lame Duck Gun Grabber’

Alabama Police Union Suggests Cutting Judges, Juries, Executioners From Budget

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #387

Wayne LaPierre Too Busy Scrubbing Blood Off His Hands To Equivocate About Gun Violence

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