James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Donald Trump Says ‘Just Kidding’ As He Shits In Neighbor’s Mouth While He Sleeps

Trump Asks Russian Kids To Come To America, and ‘Ding-Dong-Ditch’ Hillary

Republican ‘Disappointed’ Obama Didn’t Mention Grabbing Guns In His DNC Speech

1990’s Era Stand-Up Comic Dusting Off His ‘Bill Clinton Likes Pussy’ Material

Man Offers To Put Bill O’Reilly Up In Slaves’ Quarters For A Year

Republican Horrified By Lack Of Dystopian Rhetoric In DNC Speeches

Michelle Obama Plagiarizes Michelle Obama In Her DNC Speech

Law That Hillary Clinton Deserves To Go To Jail For Breaking On The Tip Of Man’s Tongue

NC Governor ‘Totes Surprised’ To Find Out Bigotry Has Consequences

As Soon As Trump Is President, Career Criminal Promises To Stop Breaking The Law

Man ‘Grateful’ He Was Too Busy Being Mugged To Watch Donald Trump’s Acceptance Speech

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #389

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