James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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U.N. Security Council Meets To Discuss U.S. WMD’s Falling Into The Wrong Hands This November

Oregon Militia Squatter Gives Donald Trump His Purple Twinkie

Trump Ejects ‘Tiny, Infantile Protester With Giant Hands’ From Rally

Trump Advisers Busy In ‘Deep Debate Prep,’ Pumping Donald’s Head Full Of Farts

Report: Donald Trump’s Twitter Run By Angry Orangutan With Tourette Syndrome

Merriam-Webster To Add Picture of Donald Trump To Definition of ‘Anus’

Trump Emails Hacked: Grandma Forwards And Daddy-Daughter Porn Found

Poll: 94% Of Respondents Wish Trump Could Trade Places With Capt. Humayun S.M. Khan

Republican Afraid Voting For Hillary Clinton Will ‘Give The Country Cooties’

President Obama Having Copies Of FEMA Camp Keys Made For Hillary

Republican Angry That Civil War Reenactor Who Played Abe Lincoln Not Actually Honest Abe

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #390

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