James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Devin Nunes Retiring from Congress to Spend More Time With Trump’s Balls

Biden Sells White House Naming Rights to Soros, Inc for $666 Trillion

Condolences Overwhelmed Rep. Thomas Massie’s Office After He Publicized His Micro-Penis

Santa Updates 2021 Naughty List Infractions to Include “Inciting or Participating in a Coup”

Fauci Warns MAGAs: You Can Get Omicron from Cousin Despite Taking Ivermectin or Wearing Condom

God Sends Venmo Request for $600,000 to Joel Osteen

Dr. Oz Hopeful Republican Voters Still Like Electing Snake Oil Peddling Douchebags

Sexual Predator Poised to Give Rapists More Parental Rights

Can God Be Prosecuted for Miscarriages if the Supreme Court Throws Out Roe?

In Hindsight, Crossing Horse, Demon, and Nazi DNA Was Probably a Bad Idea

Justice Barrett Will Let Her Husband Decide Her Vote on Mississippi Abortion Law

BOMBSHELL: Donald Trump Tested Positive for Stupidity Hours Before 2020 Debate

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