James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?

I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail

What If Trump Uses Ivanka’s OnlyFans to Payoff His Rape, Defamation, and Fraud Fines?

I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

I’m So Grateful Elon Rescued Twitter from Overly Political Owners So He Can Help Trump Win!

I’m a Single Issue Voter, and It’s Enabling Right-Wing Authoritarians If I Don’t Get My Way

Alabama Authorities Are Looking for Me Because They Found Out I Had a Wet Dream

I Just Got a Sneak Peak at Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Signature Shoe Line

What DO You Get The Horse-Faced Cave Troll Insurrectionist In Your Life for Valentine’s Day?

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