James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

Want to Read Some Excerpts From The New Bible Trump Is Selling?

I Applaud Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Efforts to Free My Antifa Brethren From Jail

What If Trump Uses Ivanka’s OnlyFans to Payoff His Rape, Defamation, and Fraud Fines?

I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

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