James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Melania Trump To Wear Michelle Obama’s 2009 Inauguration Dress

Trump Asks Nuclear Warhead To Be His Secretary Of Defense

President-Elect Trump: ‘I Like Honoring The Veterans Who Were Never Captured More’

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #405

DNC Promises To ‘Ram A Less Qualified But More Palatable Candidate Down Democrats’ Throats’ In 2020

Top Scientists Confirm: America Already 4.8% Greater Again

Donald Trump Triumphantly Grabs One More Pussy On His Way Out The Door To Victory Lap Around Manhattan

Exit Polling Shows Millions Of Americans Voted ‘Straight Fuck It All’ Ticket

Mexican American Remembers She’s Not A Rapist, Murderer or Drug Dealer Just Before Casting Her Vote

Team Trump ‘Hard At Work’ On 3am, Rage-Filled Concession Tweetstorm

FBI Director Decides He’s ‘Okay With Voters Deciding Election After All’

Trump Voter Plans To Turn His MAGA Hat Into Commemorative Hood

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