James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Family To Start “White House Shopping Network” To Hock Wares From The Oval Office

Trump, DeVos Unveil “Every Child Left Behind” Educational Reform Program

Sub-President Trump Signs Executive Order Forcing McDonald’s To Give Him Extra McNugget Sauce For Free

Betsy DeVos Receives Lovely Congratulatory Edible Arrangement From The Taliban

National Association of Grizzly Bears Issues Statement on Betsy DeVos’ Confirmation

Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes

Sub-President Trump Proposes Cutting Social Security To Pay For Bowling Green Massacre Memorial

Quebec Shooter Thanks Sub-President Trump For Bringing Attention To Terror Attacks Ignored By Mainstream Media

Trump: ‘As Long As Steve, Mike, and Vladimir Say I Can, I Call All My Own Shots!’

Trump Signs Over “Power of Attorney and/or Presidency” To Steve Bannon In His Absence

Trump Signs Executive Order To Make Approval Ratings Work Like Golf Scores

President Trump’s New Executive Order Declares The Patriots Super Bowl Winners ‘No Matter What Happens On The Field’

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