James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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New EPA Head Scott Pruitt: “Maybe Mother Earth Shouldn’t Dress Like That If She Doesn’t Want Us Raping Her”

Betsy DeVos Wants 3 R’s Officially Changed To “Reading, Reciting, and Regurgitating The Bible”

Trump Signs EO Declaring Electoral College Margin Of Victory “Amazing And Historical”

Trump Gets Go-Ahead From Putin To Make Steve Bannon His Official Co-President

Trump Offers ‘Swedishland’ His ‘Deepest Pussy Grabs And Condolences’

CIA Warns More Fictitious Terror Attacks May Be On The Way

13 Year Old Trans Boy Thinks Milo Yiannopoulos Is A ‘Totally Creepy Perv’

Senate Confirms Billionaire Fox As Secretary Of Hen House Defense On Mostly Party Lines

Trump To Sign Executive Order Declaring Civil War “A Tie” And Mar-A-Lago The Official Southern White House

White House Issues Details On ‘Person Of Interest’ In Swedish Terror Attack

Having Already Made America Great Again, Trump Begins 2020 Campaign In Florida

Sean Spicer: “President Putin Also Believes The White House A Finely Tuned Machine”

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