James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Navy SEAL William “Ryan” Owens To Receive Purple Prop Award From President Trump

Congress To Launch Probe Into Why Steve Bannon’s Hands Smell Like President Trump’s Ass

Stephen Miller Pushing Trump To Open D.C. Blood Bank Inside The White House

Sean Spicer To Undergo Breakthrough Tongue Untying Surgery

California Man Too Stoned Coping With Trump’s America To Care About Him Escalating War on Drugs

Jeff Sessions Starts Smoking Weed To Alleviate The Stress Of Russia Scandal

Jeff Sessions’ Nose Keeps Knocking Over His Morning Cup Of Coffee

Congressional Republican Cites Runaway Spending As Why Transgender And Poor Kids Should Suffer

Paul Ryan Worried Congress Can’t Destroy The Middle Class Fast Enough With All The Trump Distractions

President Trump Orders The Statue of Liberty’s Torch Blown Out

President Trump Will Go On Publicity Tour With Widow, Body Of Dead SEAL Killed In Yemen Raid

President Trump Designates Trappist-1 Solar System As Construction Site For Death Star

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