James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Over Brunch of Eggs Benedict and Russian Vodka Martinis, Trump Downplays Comey/Russia Investigation

Trump Demands “World’s Best FBI Director” Mug Back From James Comey

AIDS, Cancer Considering Presidential Run After Trump’s Approval Rating Drops To 37%

Trump Upset President Bannon Won’t Put His Signed Executive Orders On White House Fridge

Klansman Disavowing Trump Over Sebastian Gorka’s Connections To Hungarian Nazi Party

God: Americans Who Support Taking 24 Million Poor People’s Health Coverage Away ‘Not Eligible’ For Christianity

Mulvaney And Trump Clink Champagne Glasses, Snack On Lobster, And Toast The Demise Meals On Wheels

Sean Spicer’s Head Literally Explodes During White House Press Briefing

Trump To Lay Wreath At Jefferson Davis’ Tomb, Honor Him As One of ‘America’s Greatest Presidents’

God, Jesus Comment On Trump’s Budget: ‘Fuck That Un-Christian Pile Of Fucking Shit’

Trump’s New Budget Would Slash Costs By Cutting Poor People

White House Press Pool To Add Six Additional Microwaves To ‘Encapture-ate All The Kodak Moments’

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