James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Steve Bannon Asks Trump If He Can Keep His Monogrammed Presidential Bath Towels

Steve Bannon, Seb Gorka Caught Masturbating Each Other Quietly But Furiously In Holocaust Memorial Museum

Kurt Cobain Looks Down on Earth, Sees President Trump, Says He Made the ‘Right Decision’

After 20 Other Companies Pull Out, Planned Parenthood Offers to Sponsor “The O’Reilly Factor”

Hobby Lobby to Start Advertising on “The O’Reilly Factor”

Fox News Hires Bill Cosby to Co-Host New Women’s Issues Show With Bill O’Reilly

Merrick Garland Sends Neil Gorsuch Card Congratulating Him On Being Filibustered for the Supreme Court

VP Mike Pence Wants Law Making It Illegal to Get an Erection Before Praying First

Trump Signs Order Removing All U.S. Intel Staff and Replacing Them With “Fox and Friends” Hosts

Cheerful Pence Adds “Caused Spike In Teenage Abortions” to “Gave Whole State More AIDS” on Career Highlight Scrapbook

Conway and Spicer Desperately Trying to Reach Michael Flynn Via the Microwave Network

Hillary Clinton’s Been Driving By Michael Flynn’s House For 5 Straight Hours Shouting “Lock Him Up!”

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