James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Boasts His “Face the Nation” Interview Got Higher Ratings Than Liberating Auschwitz Would

Poll Shows 96% of Trump Voters Still Not Sure What’s Outside Their Own Rectum

Trump Has Ivanka’s Cabinet Seat Removed and She Will Sit on His Lap Instead

President Trump Asks Bill O’Reilly to Become His New Head of Female Outreach

Jeff Sessions Promises to Make it Clearer When He’s Telling a Racist Joke

President Trump Appoints New National Translator for His Interviews

AG Sessions: U.S. Could Pay For Trump’s Border Wall By Repealing 13th Amendment

Trump Announces Next Year U.S. Will Celebrate Flat Earth Day Instead

To Celebrate Earth Day, EPA Chief and President Trump Double-Team Inflatable Globe

Jeff Sessions Apologizes to ‘Any Ocean Negros’ Who Were Offended by His Hawaii Comments

White House Staff Can’t Get Smell of ‘Gun Powder, Chewing Tobacco and Stupid’ Out of Oval Office

With O’Reilly Gone, Sean Hannity Hopes To Get Much More One-On-One Time With Trump’s Dick

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