James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Forlorn President Trump Realizes He Hasn’t ‘Grabbed a Single Puss’ Since Being Sworn In

White House Tiff? Eric Tells Ivanka, ‘You Might Sleep With Dad, But You’re Not My Mom!’

Shock! Jeff Sessions Admits He’s a Member Of the Keebler Klux Klan

Kushner Begs Ben Carson to Perform Frankenstein Surgery on Trump, Make Him a Smarter Monster

Senate Dems Float Bill to Make Public Fantasizing About Incest an Impeachable Offense

God Tells Michele Bachmann If The Anti-Christ Were Real He’d Be The ‘Narcissist You Voted For’

Hitler Distances Himself From Sean Spicer’s Comments About Hitler

President Trump Considering Switching Air Force One Out For a Jet From the United Fleet

Gorsuch Says He’s ‘Honored and Humbled’ To Have The ‘Full Faith and Confidence’ of the Kremlin

Defiant Trump Says He Doesn’t Have a Doctrine Because He’s Not Licensed to Practice Medicine

Conway Corrects Trump After He Thinks He’ll Be Hunting Women’s Genitalia At WH Easter Egg Hunt

Trump Wants ICE To Hire United Security That Forcibly Removed Passenger From Overbooked Flight

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