James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Millennial Lists “Making Avocado Toast” As Special Skill on App for Job Boomer Won’t Quit

Man Who Helped His Father Steal From Cancer Kids Lectures Democrats on Morality

MIT Releases Trump Tweet Prediction Algorithm Ahead of Comey Testimony

Priebus Warns Trump His Tweets Can Be Read By Supreme Court Justices Too

Trump Says He Won’t Exercise Executive Privilege To ‘Smelting Without Dealting’

Sarah Huckabee Sanders To Be Replaced With Dead Cat So Talking Points Can Be Read With More Emotion

Trump Supporter Wonders Which Muslim Country Orlando Workplace Shooter Came From

James Comey Seen Running Through Streets of Philadelphia Ahead of Congressional Testimony

Trump To Pull U.S. Out of Treaty of Appomattox

Trump Supporter Glad to Have The President ‘Tweeting Crazy Shit from Home’ Again

Trump Says U.S. Didn’t Need Paris Accords Because NASA Found Planet Covfefe & We’ll Live There

Man Who Probably Won’t Be Alive in 20 Years Super Glad Trump Just Fucked Over the Planet

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