James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Melania Asks for Separate Beds in White House Master Bedroom

Jeff Sessions Hits a Jay Because He’s ‘Super Duper Freaking Out’ Before His Senate Testimony

Megyn Kelly Announces She’ll Follow Alex Jones Interview by Asking Questions of Literal Piece of Shit

The President Wants To Turn The White House Lawn Into A Trump Branded Golf Course

As Melania Moves In, White House Staff Hurriedly Moves First Lady’s Things From Master Bedroom

Democrats Ask Trump If He’d Like to Call For a Snap Election Now Too

Richard Nixon Sends His Articles of Impeachment to Paul Ryan ‘To Save Some Time’

John McCain Still In His Seat Babbling Incoherently 24 Hours After Comey Finished Testifying

Trump Orders Spicer to Remove James Comey from White House Microwave’s Speed Dial

Trump’s Tweeting Fingers Shaking Uncontrollably While He Watches Comey Testimony

While Slob-Knobbing Trump’s Stump Hannity Says No Issue With Donald Demanding Comey’s Loyalty

James Comey Sends Copy of Opening Remarks Stapled to a Boot and Some Lube to President Trump

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