James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Kathy Griffin to Release Animated GIF of Trump Beheading Made From “Clash of the Titans” Scene

Preparations Underway for President Trump’s First Date With Putin

President Donald Wants to Turn Sally Hemmings’ Secret Slave Quarters Into Trump Hotel “Dream Suite”

White House July 4th Festivities Delayed While Spicer Finds Trump’s Lapel Pin

Man Who Was Outraged by Obama’s Taupe Suit Loves Trump’s CNN GIF

EPA Head Scott Pruitt Starts Federal Panel to Challenge Scientific Consensus on Gravity

Chris Christie Only Customer in Dunkin’ Donuts He Closed Due to ‘Health and Safety Concerns’

President Trump Hopeful He’ll Finish Mix Tape For Putin Before He’s Impeached

Vegas Bookies: CNN 7 Million to 1 Favorites Against 71-Year Old Orange Tub of Lard in Real Wrestling Match

Arkansas Dog Wonders When Sarah Huckabee Sanders Will Address Her Brother’s Morality Problem

Diarrhea Spewing Fire Hose Sees No Problems With Trump’s Hate Tweets

NRA to Host Fourth of July Celebration at Fort Sumter

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