James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Sarah Palin Scolds Spicer, Scaramucci, Priebus For Their Lack of Work Ethic

Sean Spicer Hands Scaramucci Participation Trophy as He Exists White House Press Office

After Obamacare Repeal Fails, Ted Cruz Says He’ll Have to Return to Killing ‘Zodiac Style Instead’

Woman’s Eyebrows Relieved to Be Second Least Believable Thing In The Room With President Trump

ISIS, Taliban Issue Joint Statement in Support of Trump’s Transgender Military Ban

Doctors: Priebus’ Mouth Will Stop Looking Like Trump’s Butthole Within Six Months

Trump Encourages Cops to Grab Female Suspects By Their Pussies

House Democrats Hire Ken Starr to Investigate Steve Bannon’s White House Blowjobs

Mitch McConnell Wonders If There Really Is A God If He Won’t Let Millions of People Lose Healthcare

Attorney General Sessions Not Sure He Enjoys The Taste of Trump’s Anus Anymore

Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal

Citing ‘Medical Costs and the Disruption,’ Trump Orders Military Re-Segregated

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