James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

Posts from author

Mexico’s President: “When America Sends Its Condolences, It Doesn’t Send Them From Their Best”

Super Rich, Racist, Fat, Orange, Fuckface Billionaire Using Other People’s Money to Pay His Smarmy Slimebag Attorney Bills

In Speech to North Korea, Kim Jong-Un Calls Trump “Pocket Rocket Man”

Hillary Clinton Personally Sews and Sends Paul Manafort an Orange Jumpsuit

Awkward Backstage Emmys Moment When Confused Spicer Attempted Fellatio on Alec Baldwin

Trump Opens Mar-a-Lago For White Nationalists Displaced By Hurricane Irma

Emmy Producers on Spicer Cameo: All Other Literal Sacks of Lying Shit Had Previous Engagements

Woman Finds Copy of Hillary’s Hit List Stuffed Into Copy of “What Happened”

Trump Blames Hurricane Charity Check Delay On Not Doing Any Fundraisers For Cancer Kids Recently

School Shooting Victim’s Mother Asks Trump If His Travel Ban Would’ve Kept Her Daughter Alive

Ted Nugent Offers to Teach Jemele Hill How to be Respectful of Presidents

Ann Coulter’s Head Literally Explodes As Schumer and Pelosi ‘Cuck’ Trump Supporters on DACA Deal

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