James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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M&M’s Banned from White House Kitchens and Candy Dishes

Ivanka Reminds Feuding Mommies No Matter Who Is First Lady She Is ‘Daddy’s Bottom Bitch’

Man Who Got C’s In High School English Demands Immigrants ‘Speak American’ or Go Home

Man Who Got C’s In High School English Demands Immigrants ‘Speak American’ or Go Home

This Millennial Put Making Avocado Toast as a Skill Applying for a Job a Boomer Won’t Quit

Football Fan Burns NFL Gear Worth 10 Years of Blue State Supported Welfare Protesting Protests

Tillerson Declines Trump’s IQ Test, Proposes Third Grade Spelling Bee Instead

Trump: Meals on Wheels Cuts Will Cover Cost of Flying Pence Around Country Making a Show of Getting Offended by Constitution

Pat Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season

Can You Guess Which of These Big Time Hollywood Stars Literally Shits Ice Cream?

4 Sext Messages to Send Your Lover to Get Them “In the Mood”

Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes

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