James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Has First Lady’s Cabinet Seat Removed, Will Sit on His Lap Instead

Republican Pretty Sure Harvey Weinstein Story Exonerates Donald Trump

Major League Baseball Officially Renames Strikeout a “Trump Muslim Ban”

Trey Gowdy Promises to Investigate Niger Until He Finds Connection to Hillary Clinton and Benghazi

Conservative Commentator Wonders If Hillary Will Apologize Husband’s White House Farts

Trump Says He’d Have Acknowledged Four Dead Soldiers in Niger if Country Had ‘Less Obama-ish Name’

Trump Demands Congress Strip NFL and Its Players of First Amendment Rights

Pence Clarifies: “I Said I Hope All The Gays Are Well-Hung”

Trump Wants Obamacare Subsidies to Pay for Trips to Mar-A-Lago

Study Shows 92% of Trump Supporters Have Larger Shoe Size Than IQ

White House Issues Hasty, Blanket Denial After Ivanka Tweets #MeToo

President Trump to Play Roger Ailes in Biopic Produced by Harvey Weinstein and Directed by Bill Cosby

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