James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Mark Cuban May Form “Billionaires Nobody Fucking Wants as Presidents Party” for 2020 Run

Cop Stops Beating Black Man Long Enough to Agree With Trump That NFL Players Are Disrespectful Jerks

Trump Rushed to Hospital to Remove Myeshia Johnson’s Foot from His Rectum

VP Pence Clarifies: “I Said I Hope All The Gays Are Well-Hung”

President Trump Wants Congress to Strip NFL and Its Players of First Amendment Rights

John Kelly Demands Rep. Wilson Stop Disrespecting Fake 4-Star General Fox News Contributor

Sarah Sanders Drinks Diarrhea, Punches Nun and Jumps Off Brooklyn Bridge Because Kelly Told Her To

President Trump Orders Different Color Crayon For Drafting Fourth Muslim Ban

Iraq War Casualty Says George W. Bush Anti-Trump Speech Makes His Death ‘Way Less Unjustified’

Sources: Trump’s Bone Spurs Flared Up During John Kelly’s Emotional Plea to Not Politicize US Casualties That Politicized US Casualties

McCain Offers to Teach John Kelly What ‘Disrespecting Vets Looks Like’ Using His Boss’s Words

Trump Suggests Black Athletes’ Constitutional Rights Be Reduced By 2/5

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