James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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FBI Files Reveal JFK Link to Benghazi, Obama’s Birth Certificates, and Order 66 to Wipe Out the Jedi

George W. Bush Offers to Give Heather Lind’s Buttocks ‘The Iraq War Treatment’ for His Dad

Authorities Baffled by Appearance of Giant, Rotting, Racist Pumpkin on White House Steps

Trump Says He Prefers to Apologize to Widows Whose Husbands Weren’t Killed in Action

Weed Declared “Pretty Cool” By Association of Music and Food Fans

Ted Cruz Sends Trump Zodiac Symbols and Warning: “Do Not Release Those JFK Files”

God Apologizes to Bill O’Reilly For ‘Showing Humanity What a Scumbag Sexual Predator’ He Is

Trump’s HHS Secretary Wants Department Small Enough to Fit in Immigrant Uteruses

Donald Jr. and Eric Trump Plan to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’

Bob Corker Says He’s ‘Not a Fan of the Taste of Trump’s Dick’ Anymore

Melania Trump’s Anti-Bullying Initiative Wants President of the United States Twitter-Banned

7 Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas for 2017

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