James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Says He Prefers to Apologize to Widows Whose Husbands Weren’t Killed in Action

Weed Declared “Pretty Cool” By Association of Music and Food Fans

Ted Cruz Sends Trump Zodiac Symbols and Warning: “Do Not Release Those JFK Files”

God Apologizes to Bill O’Reilly For ‘Showing Humanity What a Scumbag Sexual Predator’ He Is

Trump’s HHS Secretary Wants Department Small Enough to Fit in Immigrant Uteruses

Donald Jr. and Eric Trump Plan to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’

Bob Corker Says He’s ‘Not a Fan of the Taste of Trump’s Dick’ Anymore

Melania Trump’s Anti-Bullying Initiative Wants President of the United States Twitter-Banned

7 Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas for 2017

Mark Cuban May Form “Billionaires Nobody Fucking Wants as Presidents Party” for 2020 Run

Cop Stops Beating Black Man Long Enough to Agree With Trump That NFL Players Are Disrespectful Jerks

Trump Rushed to Hospital to Remove Myeshia Johnson’s Foot from His Rectum

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