James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Offers President of Manhattan Condolences and Full Assistance of the United States Government

John Kelly Says World War II Preventable If Allies Compromised More With Hitler

Congressman: U.S. Needs Trump Muslim Ban Because of NYC Truck Attacker Who Was From Country Not on Ban List

Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups

Tomi Lahren Says American Flag G-String Shows ‘Patriotism and Respect’ When It Goes Up Her Ass Crack

Huckabee Sanders: Mueller Arresting Manafort a Distraction From Trump Administration Distracting Americans From Mueller Investigation

Gowdy: Hillary Clinton is the Center of a Vast Conspiracy to Defeat Herself

John Kelly Wins White House Costume Contest for “Racist, Old, White History Revisionist Asshole” Costume

McDonald’s Introduces the McManafort Nothingburger, Which Is Huge and Served With Russian Dressing

Huckabee Sanders: ‘Working For Trump Doesn’t Mean You’re Connected to Trump Just Because Trump Is Your Boss’

Gowdy Promises to Get to Bottom of Connection Between Manafort, Clinton, and Benghazi

Trump’s Sons Are Going to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’

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