James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Putin Furious Trump Hasn’t Asked NFL Players To Stand For Russian National Anthem Yet

White House Thanksgiving Seating Chart Seats President Trump At Kids’ Table

Kellyanne Conway: Tax Cuts For Rich ‘More Important Than Democrat Crusades Against Biblical Pedophilia’

Trump Suspends First Amendment For “Disrespectful Urbans Who Play Pro Sports”

Trump Will Only Pardon Turkey That Voted For Him

Nation’s Famous, Elderly, Manipulative, Mentally Unstable Psychopath Cult Leader Inventories Cut In Half Overnight

Local Trump Supporter Visits Germany and Wonders, “Where Are All The Hitler Statues?”

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Explains The Difference Between Bucket Of Shit And President

Sessions Blames Lack Of Recollection In Congressional Testimony On Trying Weed For The First Time

Merck Developing Special Reverse-Roofie For Jeff Sessions’ Experimental Memory Treatment

Company Announces New Jeff Sessions Racist Elf On A Shelf Just In Time For Holiday Shopping

Roy Moore Turns Down Gift Of 18 Year Old Bourbon Because It’s Aged Too Much For His Liking

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