James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Poll: Fewer Americans Able To Tell Difference Between Childish Buffoon With Nukes And Kim Jong Un

Trump Orders White House Crew to Downsize Big Red Button For His Fingers

Flustered Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1817” On All His Checks And Social Policy Initiatives

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Fails New Year’s Resolution To Stop Smoking Crack On First Day Back To Work

Typing “Go Fuck Yourself” On Facebook Now Unleashes A Stream Of Cute Little Animated Dildos

Tickets Still Available For “Me-2017” New Year’s Eve Ball Hosted By Kevin Spacey, Louis CK

Black Man Tying Shoes Sends Tammy Lahren Into Rage-Induced Coma

Local Holocaust Denier Outraged To Find Out Trump’s A Climate Denier Too

Putin Dictates Trump’s New Year’s Resolutions To Him

Roy Moore Says Elections Are ‘Like Teenage Girls,’ And Refuses To Pull Out Of Race He Lost

All The Ways The Last Jedi Is A Totally New Departure For Star Wars And Nothing Like The Other Films

On 16th Tee, Trump Unveils New National Security Strategy Of “Ooga Booga Muslims!”

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