James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Tide Introduces New Lady Pods That Are Half As Loud As Regular Tide Pods

Furious Trump Demands American Curlers Take Their Shots Standing Upright

Puerto Rico And Flint, Michigan Are Vying To Host Trump’s Military Parade

John Kelly Wants OJ Simpson To Join The Trump Administration

Trump Tells Joint Chiefs To Promote Him From Cadet To Major General Bone Spurs

D.C. Area Restaurant Unveils Their New Nunes Memo Burger

Trump Says He Will Release Democrats’ FISA Memo When It Looks Exactly Like The Nunes Memo

Report: John Kelly Urging OJ Simpson To Replace Rob Porter In The Trump Administration

Report: John Kelly Urging OJ Simpson To Replace Rob Porter In The Trump Administration

Bags Of Lady Doritos Would Contain 20-25% Fewer Chips Than Regular Doritos

Olympics Opening Ceremony Gives Mike Pence Dangerous Levels Of Trouser Turgidity

President Trump Orders ‘The Dictionary’ To Change Definition Of Treason

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