James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Future SpaceX Projects Will Be Funded With Sales Of New Cologne: “Elon’s Musk”

Poll: Most Americans ‘Totally Cool With’ North Korea Keeping Trump

Tomi Lahren Says The Wakanda Forever Hashtag Is ‘Just Like The KKK’

Town Douche Wonders Why There’s ‘Only 364’ International Men’s Days Each Year

A Complete List Of Every President Sued By A Porn Star

Trump Says He’s Having A Hard Time Hearing Paul Ryan Criticize Steel Tariffs With Mouth Full

Awkard! Donald In Hot Water After He Calls Ivanka “Stormy” At The Worst Time Possible!

Report: Melania Trump Entered Country On “Bride of Frankenstein” Visa

Sam Nunberg Intercepts And Snorts More Mysterious White Powder Sent to Don Jr.

Red State School Hires Heavily Armed Vietnam Vet And Drifter To Teach U.S. History

David Avocado Wolfe In Critical Condition After Apparent Accidental Crystal Chakra Voodoo Overdose

Trump Says He’ll Enact Russian Sanctions As Soon As The Kremlin Gives Him Permission

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