James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Lists Three Branches Of Government: “National, Rifle, Association”

Astronaut Worried He Doesn’t Have All The Wrong Stuff For Trump’s Space Force

5 Scientific Reasons Stephen Hawking Was Hung Like A Horse

Trump Boasts Passing Of Stephen Hawking Makes Him #6,999,999,999 On World’s Smartest People List

Stephen Hawking’s Brain Still Operating At Higher Level Than Most Living Humans

New Study Reveals Inverse Relationship Between Penis Size And Times Word “Cuck” Is Used

Republican Congressman Igor Americaman Glad Colleagues Shut Down ‘Obvious Russian Investigation мошенничество’

Mueller Calls Rex Tillerson And Offers A ‘Sympathetic Ear And Accurate Stenographer’

Anti-Vaxxer Outraged Friends ‘Listened to Common Sense and Science,’ and Had Their Baby Vaccinated

Kim Jong Un, Trump Agree To Keep Summit Focused On Who Has Bigger Dick, Who Is Lazier And Stupider

Betsy DeVos Is Pretty Sure She’s Heard Of This School Thing You Keep Talking About

5 Ways Your Sex Robot Is Telling You They’re Ready To Be Programmed To Fuck Other People

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