James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Man On 30 Day Facebook Suspension Didn’t Steal Anyone’s Data, He Just Shared A Tide Pod Meme

Bitch Kicks Dog

Can We Guess Your Dick Length From These Questions About Your Dick?

Trump Recuses Himself From Future Clinton Investigations Due To Donations To ‘Crooked Hillary’s’ Campaigns

Trump Congratulates Putin On Second Presidential Election Victory Since 2016

California Dispensary Returns Jeff Sessions’ Lost ID

Robert Mueller Assures Andrew McCabe His Office Door Is Always Open, ‘Just In Case’

SpaceX Developing New Mars Leash So Space Colonists Can Be Yanked Back Home

Robert O’Rourke Pledges To Only Call His Opponent Rafael Or Zodiac For Remainder Of Campaign

McDonald’s Unveils New “McFuckIt” Burger For Customers Who Just Don’t Care Anymore

After Divorce, Donald Trump Jr. Hopes To Follow In Daddy’s Footsteps

Trump Lists Three Branches Of Government: “National, Rifle, Association”

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