James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Sinclair Broadcasting’s Robo-Anchor 5000 Says He Has Pre-Programmed Mind Of His Own

Elon Musk Developing Non-Drowsy Antihistamine Infused Condoms

Trump Touts Rising Approval Ratings Among White Conservative Christian Middle Aged Men Named Jack In Red MAGA Hats

Ted Nugent Credits Clean Lifestyle, Being Total Raging Asshole For Out Living Contemporaries

David “Avocado” Wolfe Named FDA High Wizard Chieftain Of Raw Foods And Woo

Trump Says Undocumented Mexicans Coming Here To Take Advantage Of The Homestead Act

Jerusalem Jesus Awakes From Three Day Slumber And Sees Shadow, Predicting Return Of Winter

Elon Musk Offers To Buy And Then Delete Facebook

NRA, Chick-Fil-A, American Nazi Party Triple Their Sponsorships Of Laura Ingraham’s Show

Kirk Cameron Renounces Faith; Ready To ‘Start Picking Up All That Sweet Growing Pains P**n.’

Trump To Rebuild Infrastructure By Sucking Own Dick In Front Of Ohio Construction Workers For An Hour

NRA Executive Just Two More School Shootings From Being Able To Afford Fourth Vacation Home

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