James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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I Asked a Klansman If He’s Voting For Biden Since They’re Both Democrats. He Punched Me.

For Conservatives, Fart Naps Are Quickly Replacing Power Naps

Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

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