James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Steve Bannon Wants You to Send Him Copies of Obama’s and Hillary’s Books While He’s in Prison

Betrayal? RFK’s Brain Worms Just Endorsed Donald Trump

Every Former President Ranked from Least to Most Felony Convictions

The RNC Will Officially Change Its Platform to Be Very, Very, Very, Very Soft on Crime

If I Don’t Have a Biden Flag, Biden Shoes, or Biden Bible, Am I Really Voting for Biden?

I Asked a Klansman If He’s Voting For Biden Since They’re Both Democrats. He Punched Me.

For Conservatives, Fart Naps Are Quickly Replacing Power Naps

Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

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