James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Stephen Miller Wants Trump to Buy Greenland, But Only If It’s Renamed “Whiteland”

Pete Hegseth Told Me “Whiskey Dick” is His Best Defense Against Rape Allegations

If They Can’t Share the Social Media Landscape, Can Elon and Mark Share Trump’s Taint?

White House Announces Felon Work-Release Program

Elon Told Me He Invented the Presidency

Jesus Told Me He’d Prefer If MAGA Kept the Him Out of Christmas

Stephen Miller’s Been Lobbying to Permanently Make Christmas “White”

Melania, Jill, or Elon: Which First Lady is America’s Fave?

My Town’s Local Rapist Has Big Dreams to Serve the President One Day

Disney Tells Investors They’re Open to Removing “Woke” Christian Content

Can I File an Extension If I’m Not Ready to Control My Wife By January 20th?

Leaked Email: Trump Will Make Musk U.S. Ambassador to Epstein Island

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