James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Woman Tends To Cuss A Lot When You Act Like A G##damned F##king S###headed C##k-Faced Tw#twaffle

Woman Tends To Cuss A Lot When You Act Like A Goddamned Fucking Shitheaded Cock-Faced Twat Waffle

Every Trump Hotel Closing For Business For One Day To Teach Employees How To Be Racist

George W. Disappointed Barbara Bush Couldn’t Even Find Iraq’s WMDs In The Afterlife

Barbara Bush Is Doing So Much Blow In The Afterlife Right Now

Trump’s Attorney’s Attorneys Hire Attorneys To Represent Their Attorneys

Mueller Sends Copy Of Comey’s Book To White House And Asks Trump For Inscription

Hannity Says He’d Never Need Michael Cohen’s Services Because He Blows Trump Publicly

Mother Earth Claims Credit For Threats On Scott Pruitt

Jeff Sessions Says He’s Not Surprised ‘That Long Haired, Loony Liberal John Boehner’ Joined Marijuana Firm

White House Doctors Trying To Remove Comey’s Shoe From President’s Rectum

Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes

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