James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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4 Out of 5 Geologists Agree You Are Probably A Seismic Douche

Local Man’s Brother Still Hasn’t Forgiven Him For Trading Away Admiral Ackbar Action Figure in 1984

Laura Ingraham Says “U Can’t Touch This” and “La Vie En Rose” Are Her Favorite Kanye West Songs

Man Finishes Rant On Crooked Hillary and Moochelle Obama, Pivots To Defending Huckabee, Conway From Comedian’s Mean Words

Michelle Wolf Apologizes For Anyone Offended By Her “Locker Room Set” At White House Correspondents Dinner

Man Who Harassed Black Man About Non-Existent Kenyan Birth Certificate For A Decade Outraged Over Ronny Jackson Allegations

New Study: Mansplaining is Most Effective Contraceptive Available

North Korea Sends Draft Peace Deal To Ambassador Dennis Rodman For Input

Trump Offers Bill Cosby Work Release Position in His Administration

Trump Says Michael Cohen Is His Lawyer Sometimes, But Was Never His Attorney

The Alternative Facts of Trump’s First State Dinner (VIDEO)

To Thwart Package Thieves, Next Year Amazon Will Only Offer Shitty Products

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