James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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On Call With Merkel, Trump Brings Up Taxation Without Representation

Conservative Wookiee Irate At Having To Dial 1 For Shyriiwook

Kelly Sadler and Roseanne Barr Launch “Klassic Konfederate Komedy Tour”

Scott Pruitt Looking For Dead Planet He Had Stuffed In Trump Hotel Mattress

Eric Trump Worried He Won’t Get To Go Down Big Slide After McConnell Cancels August Recess

Betsy DeVos Unveils “Every Child Left Behind” Educational Reform Program

Historians Discover George Washington’s Long Lost Weed Stash

Economists: Legal California Marijuana Will Make In ‘N’ Out Richer Than God By 2028

Eagles Will Join Obama For Backyard BBQ

Florida Teen Skirts Waiting Period and Performs Own Abortion With AR-15

President Hillary Clinton Officially Pardons Herself For Benghazi, Emails, Secret Assassinations

Trump Asks Ivanka To Be ‘Fill-in Melanie’

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