James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Irate There Was No “Mission Accomplished” Banner On The White House When He Got Back From Singapore

He Smoked Three Marijuana Cigarettes And STILL Couldn’t Shake The Feeling Life Is A Meaningless Series Of Tragedies Until You Die

Un, Trump Dispute Who Legitimized Whom’s Fascist, Authoritarian Kakistocracy

President Trump Pledges To Convert Entire Capital To Renewable White Power

Trump, Un Set ‘Hard And Fast’ Self-Fellatio Time Limit Ahead of Summit

Trump Outraged Triple Crown Winner Justify Didn’t Have Hoof Over Heart During National Anthem

Mike Pence Pretty Sure He Could Kill His Boss And Then Pardon Himself For It

Martian Cat Kills Curiosity

Leading Graduating Kindergartners, Trump Briefly Forgets Words to Pledge of Allegiance

Justin Trudeau Shocks World; Apologizes For Mass Canadian Ambien Usage In 1812

The 15 Cute Nicknames My Wife Insists I Use For Her Pussy

Betsy DeVos Sees Nothing Wrong At All With Trump Administration’s Grasp Of History

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