James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Invited To Dine At Reserved Trough In Virginia Restaurant

Trump Orders Congress To Make “Fascist Toady” Protected Class Like Race, Religion, Sexual Preference

White House: Melania’s Jacket Was ‘Just Issuing Orders’

Couple Totally Not on Same Page About Which Content to Stream While Absent Mindedly Fucking

Melania Trump Announces New Fashion Line of Jackets With Phrases On Them

8 Year Old Honduran Girl Knew What To Expect In Concentration Camp From Yelp Review of Trump Hotel

Scientists Unable to Isolate Genetic Difference Between Corey Lewandowski and Bucket Of Luke Warm Diarrhea

Nickelodeon Finally Reveals Secret Ingredient In Green Slime: Uncut Colombian Cocaine

Historians Find Hitler’s Receipt From Post-Kristallnacht Brunch At Carnegie Deli

Trump Bans FBI Agents’ Personal Opinions That Align With Pretty Much Most Of The Country

Trump Wants His New Space Force’s Guns To Go “PEW PEW!”

God: ‘Someone Tell Jeff Sessions To Stop Using Me To Justify Being an Evil, Shriveled, Racist Cunt’

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