James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Nickelodeon Finally Reveals Secret Ingredient In Green Slime: Uncut Colombian Cocaine

Historians Find Hitler’s Receipt From Post-Kristallnacht Brunch At Carnegie Deli

Trump Bans FBI Agents’ Personal Opinions That Align With Pretty Much Most Of The Country

God: ‘Someone Tell Jeff Sessions To Stop Using Me To Justify Being an Evil, Shriveled, Racist Cunt’

Planned Parenthood Announces New Partnership With ICE

Ivanka Had The Most Classy And Elegant Boudoir Photos Taken For Father’s Day

Remember when Obama’s campaign manager was arrested, released on bail, then sent back to jail because he was caught witness tampering?

Trump Administration Wants Planned Parenthood To Help With Separating Illegal Immigrant Children From Mothers

6 Year Old Honduran Boy Sends Father’s Day Card To Border Where He Last Saw His Parents

Alt-Right Star Wars Fan Explains Why His Racism, Sexism, and General Bigotry Are Saving Franchise

DHS Seeks Deal With PETCO To Provide Crates For Immigrant Child Detention Centers

Senator Jim Inhofe Jumps On Senate Floor to Disprove Gravity

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