James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Richard Spencer Named Papa John’s New Chairman

Brett Kavanaugh Turns In List of Civil Rights He Doesn’t Acknowledge to Mitch McConnell

Trump Open Hand Smacks Merkel Across Face and Tells Her ‘Vladimir Putin Says Hello’

Trump: ‘Ivanka Helped Me See A Different Perspective On Breastfeeding’

Kavanaugh Assures Senate He Only Thinks One Particular Orange Shit Clown President Is Above The Law, Not All Of Them

Jim Jordan Going To Keep Watching Rescued Thai Soccer Players, Just In Case

Trump Calls SCOTUS Pick To Ensure They’ll Fix His Parking Tickets and/or Obstructions of Justice and/or Treasons

Warren Agrees to DNA Test on Condition of Trump Spelling Test

Penn State Inducts Rep. Jim Jordan Into Wrestling Hall of Fame

Trump Will Deliver Gettyscheeseburger Address At Site Of Bloodiest Second Civil War Battle

Department of Defense Releases First Day Casualty Count From Dems’ Second Civil War

Trump Asks Putin If It’s Okay For Him To Celebrate American Independence Day

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