James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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OJ Simpson Says 24 Years Ago Sascha Baron Cohen Dressed Up Like a Knife And Tricked Him Into Murdering Two People

Government Archivists Discover Original, All-Caps Declaration of Independence

Disney Partnering With Mike Cernovich Again On “Pizzagate” Biopic

Bob Mueller Walking White House Grounds Looking For Good Stakeout Point Ahead Of Putin Visit

Putin Assures Trump Andrew Jackson Had Nothing to Do With Trail of Tears

Ted Cruz Wants NASA to Turn Old Shuttles into Chick-Fil-A’s

Putin Can’t Believe It’s Really Going To Be THAT Easy Bugging Every Single Room In The White House

Staffers Say They Still Smell Vladimir Putin’s Dinner on Trump’s Breath

Woman Dials 911 Because Black WalMart Customer Service Rep Wouldn’t Accept Her Return

White House Experienced Temporary Loss of White Power During Trump’s Helsinki Backpedal

Trump Backtracks Backtrack: “I Meant To Say I Saw No Reason It Would Wouldn’t Be Not Not Russia!”

Hillary Clinton Apologizes For Meeting With Russian Agent During 2016 Election

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