James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Alex Jones’ Material Is Now Only Available in KKK Pamphlets And Dietary Supplements He Hands You As He Checks You Out At WalMart

Trump Admits He’s Just Jealous of the Size of Lebron James’ Bank Account

Man’s Phallus Completely Deflates After Confusing Stomach Pump For Penis Pump

Software Company Develops Real-Time App To Alert Viewers When Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Lying

Lying Sack Of Shit Working For Obnoxious Asshole Who Spread Racist Rumor For a Decade Has Feelings Too, Apparently

White House Doctor: Fox News So Far Up Trump’s Rectum They Can Smell What He Has For Breakfast Before He Eats It

Putin: “I’m Glad I Didn’t Have To Show Picture ID To Buy The Presidency”

ISIS Sends Mike Pence Congratulations on His New ‘Religious Inquisition’ Task Force

Trump Asks Ivanka If She’s ‘Into Bigfoot or Hopefully Small Hand’ Erotica

Satanic Goat Sacrifice and Skunk Fucking Cult Says Religious Liberty Task Force Allows Them To Discriminate Against Christians

Lt. Commander Jesus Herbert Christ Reports For Duty On First Day on Trump’s Religious Freedom Space Task Force

Man Fucking A Guacamole Bacon Cheeseburger Pretty Sure It Wasn’t Supposed To End Like This

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