James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Argues Hush Money Payments Not Campaign Finance Fraud Because They Were Made In Confederate Dollars

White Serial Rapist/Murderer Supports Trump Wall So “Illegal Immigrants Don’t Steal” His Job

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Says Trump’s So Honest It Just Really, Really, Really Feels Like He’s Lying Literally All The Time

Ann Coulter’s New Book Is Hundreds Of Recipes That Contain Donald Trump’s Jizz

Sessions Promises To ‘Get to Bottom Of Why’ Hillary Clinton’s Lawyer, Campaign Manager Still Not Going To Prison

Richard Nixon’s Boner Intensifies Yet More Still

HIllary Clinton Is So Fuckin’ High Right Now, Guys

Rudy: “Trump Always Tells the Truth Unless He’s Lying But Then He’s Telling The Truth Unless He’s Not In Which Case He Is or...

Disneyland Worker Sleeping In Car Proud Of Her Employer’s Moral Stance Against James Gunn’s 10 Year Old Jokes

Recently Deceased Critic Mostly Unimpressed With Obituary His Family Wrote For Him

Right-Wing Conspiracy Theorist Changes Name To “Low-IQAnon”

Amazon Working On Rectal Recognition Software So You Always Know Who Dealt It

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