James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Putin Revokes Brennan’s Security Clearance

Obama Can’t Guarantee He Never Heard N-Word

Asshole Really Wants To Give You His Asshole Opinion

Local Man Just Wants to Ensure Immigrants Are Generally Smarter and More Capable Than Himself And Other Idiotic Americans

Trump Says Mexico Will Pay For His Wall By Funding His New Space Force

Trump Suggests NFL Players Protest Police Brutality With Tiki Torches, Swastikas, and Weapons

Hillary Clinton Circling Omarosa’s Building Shouting, ‘Lock Her Up!’

Putin Wants to Compare Tapes With Omarosa

Americans Prepare To Launch Their Affordable Healthcare, Universal Education Into Space

Laura Ingraham Kicked Out of Dry Cleaners For Arguing With Staff After She Lost The Ticket To Claim Her White Robe

Pat Robertson Blames California Wildfires On State Not Picking Trump In 2016

Steven Seagal Looking Forward To Piss Whores

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