James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Secret Service Wants to Question McCain Eulogists For Slaying Trump

San Diego Man Will F**king Fight You If You Say Your Town Has Better Tacos Than His

Flint Man To Join Space Force And Undertake Mission to Mars to Bring Back Water For His Hometown

To Defeat Them, Trump Decides To Buy Google

Fans and Friends Wonder If Louis CK Forced His Comeback on Everyone Too Soon

Flags And McCain’s War Boner at Half Mast

Trump Demands Betsy Ross Redesign American Flag

Google Exec: “Maybe Instead of Googling Himself, The President Should Go Fuck Himself”

Putin Growing Irritated Hillary Is In Trump’s Mouth More Than He Is These Days

Trump Signs Order Creating New Government Search Engine “Tru-gle”

Sarah Palin Pretty Sure She’s President Now

Huckabee Sanders Can’t Guarantee Trump’s Not Never Probably Absolutely Definitely Said The N-Word In Front of Her

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