James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Disneyland Worker Sleeping In Car Proud Of Her Employer’s Moral Stance Against James Gunn’s 10 Year Old Jokes

Recently Deceased Critic Mostly Unimpressed With Obituary His Family Wrote For Him

Right-Wing Conspiracy Theorist Changes Name To “Low-IQAnon”

Amazon Working On Rectal Recognition Software So You Always Know Who Dealt It

President Trump Furious He Can’t Get Into Ivanka’s Pants

VP Mike Pence Will Push Congress For Law Stating Life Begins At “Pre-Cum”

Trump’s Space Force Laser Guns Will Go “Pee! Pee!” Instead of “Pew! Pew!”

Ted Cruz Wants To Make Sure Trump’s Military Parade Money Isn’t Diverted To Veterans’ Healthcare

Trump Rolls-Back Obama Era Endorsement of Oxygen

Parenting Study: Kids Will Probably Be A-Holes Regardless of What You Do

Mexican American Has Surprisingly Little Problem Believing Trump Has Used The N-Word Before

Jim Jordan Legally Changes Name To “Gym Paterno” To Avoid Scandal

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