James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Astronaut Admits He Faked Moon Orgasm

Trump Releases DNA Test Showing He’s 99.9% Diarrhea and Racism

Musk’s Cannabis Accessory Company Working on Anti-Gravity Bong

Mike Pence Has No Idea Why He Was Masturbating To Bert And Ernie All Those Years If They’re NOT Gay

White House: Kavanaugh Confirmation ‘100 Percent’ Tells Sexual Assault Victims They’re Less Important Than Trump Agenda

Rapist Worried No One Will Believe He’s Raped If He Can’t Remember Exact, Specific Details About Prior Rapes

Musk Invests $10 Million in Startup Bong Company

Massengill and Summer’s Eve Are Co-Sponsoring the Kanye/Trump Summit

White Nationalist Having Taylor Swift Tattoo Lasered Off

Hungover Kavanaugh Asks If Oath Still Counts If He Was Blacked Out While Taking It

Scores Of Women Demanding Susan Collins Turn In Her Vadge

Lindsey Graham ‘Warming Up’ To Taste Of Trump’s Rectum

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