James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump White House Wants EPA Study On Effects Of Electrolytes On Plants

Man Sees Image of Jesus in 7-Eleven Holiday Cup

Graceland Workers Dig Up Elvis Presley’s Corpse And Confirm It Looks A Lot Like Trump

Fox News Worried About Integrity of Trump’s “Worldwide News Network”

Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups

Hitler’s Finally Starting To Get The Comparison

Trump Wants Statue of Liberty Torch Outfitted With Tear Gas Launcher

Trump Had Special Presidential Crayons Made For Answering Mueller Questions

Hillary Clinton Is Circling Ivanka Trump’s House Shouting “Lock Her Up”

Turkey Passes On Pardon From Trump

Retailers Report Sharp Decline in Post-Halloween Democrat Disguise Sales

Trump Jr. Tells Mueller He’ll Roll Over on ‘The Actual U.S. President’

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