James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Tomi Lahren Outraged at Santa Claus’s 23andMe Results

Former President George Bush Reassured Several Times He’s Not Dead Yet

Trump Signs Treaty With Obama, Officially Ending War on Christmas

Americans Flood Heaven’s Switchboards Asking If Trump Can Take George HW Bush’s Spot

Trump White House Wants EPA Study On Effects Of Electrolytes On Plants

Man Sees Image of Jesus in 7-Eleven Holiday Cup

Graceland Workers Dig Up Elvis Presley’s Corpse And Confirm It Looks A Lot Like Trump

Fox News Worried About Integrity of Trump’s “Worldwide News Network”

Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups

Hitler’s Finally Starting To Get The Comparison

Trump Wants Statue of Liberty Torch Outfitted With Tear Gas Launcher

Trump Had Special Presidential Crayons Made For Answering Mueller Questions

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