James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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2020 Democratic Contender Hopes She’s as Likable as Rage-Tweeting Racist, White Collar Crook She’d Be Facing

Nancy Pelosi Asks Bob Mueller to Swear Her In As Speaker of the House

Trump Boys “Playing Government” With Daddy During Shutdown

New Mexico Trump Supporter Demands His State’s Name Be Changed to “New Freedom Land”

Santa Asks 58 Year Old If She Still Believes Trump is a Real President

Trump Demands Medal of Honor for Visiting Troops in Iraq on Christmas

POLL: 60% of Americans Hoping Government Shutdown Lasts Until 2020

Trump Nominates Putin to Replace James Mattis

Mexico Starts GoFundMe For Its Own Wall

Sarah Sanders Confidently and Stridently Incorrectly Explains To Her Ham Sandwich How Government is Funded

Mexico Agrees to Pay For Stephen Miller’s Hair Plugs

Everybody Totally Believed That Was Stephen Miller’s Real Hair

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