James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Prime-Time Trump Border Address Will Be Broadcast In English, Spanish, and Moron

Trump Offers to Scratch Border Wall in Favor of Giant Retractable Dome

Obama Offers To Fill-In As President During Government Shutdown

Tennessee Trump Voter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’

2020 Democratic Contender Hopes She’s as Likable as Rage-Tweeting Racist, White Collar Crook She’d Be Facing

Nancy Pelosi Asks Bob Mueller to Swear Her In As Speaker of the House

Trump Boys “Playing Government” With Daddy During Shutdown

New Mexico Trump Supporter Demands His State’s Name Be Changed to “New Freedom Land”

Santa Asks 58 Year Old If She Still Believes Trump is a Real President

Trump Demands Medal of Honor for Visiting Troops in Iraq on Christmas

POLL: 60% of Americans Hoping Government Shutdown Lasts Until 2020

Trump Nominates Putin to Replace James Mattis

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