James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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McDonald’s Debuted New ‘Big Muck’ Hamberders at Clemson White House Dinner

Trump Offers Dems Border Wall Compromise of Giant Retractable Dome

Men’s Rights Activist Vows to Never Shave Cousin’s Genitals with Gillette Razor Again

Mexico Offers to Pay Furloughed U.S. Workers’ Salaries

McDonald’s Debuted Their New ‘Big Muck’ Hamberders at Clemson White House Dinner

Trump Asks Legal Team if Sitting Presidents Can Be Indicted or Impeached During Shutdown

Asshole Itching to Give All His Asshole Opinions

Don Jr. Explains Why ‘Walls Work’ and Why 6 Six Trillion Illegal Mexicans Come Over Ours Every Second

Freshman Democrat Offers Trump Thoughts and Prayers Instead of a Wall

Disneyland to Introduce First, Second, and Steerage Class Tickets

Adderall Will Officiallly Sponsor Trump’s Next Prime Time Border Address

Mexico Agrees to Pay for Commercial Time During Trump’s Border Wall Address

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