James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Kraft Apologizes for Paying to Have Balls Deflated

Kellyanne Conway: National Emergency at Border ‘Much Bigger and Worser Crisis’ Than Bowling Green Massacre

Doctor Explains How Judge’s Foot Lodged In Roger Stone’s Rectum Will Keep His Mouth Shut

Trump Issues National Emergency and Seizes the Memes of Satire Production

Mexico Agrees to Pay for National Emergency as Long as Trump Can Prove it Exists

Barack Obama and The Clintons Sue Breitbart, InfoWars, and Fox News for Defamation

McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit His Entire Dick In There

Trump Takes Out Full Page Ad in NYT Demanding Death Penalty for 11-Year-Old Arrested for Not Pledging Allegiance

Elon Musk Buys and Reveals Star Wars Episode IX Title

Trump Declares ‘Nation-SNL Emergency’ After Comedy Show Really Hurts His Feelings

Trump Calls Putin and Wishes Him a Happy ‘Actual’ President’s Day

Trump Warns Dems He ‘Won’t Wait Two Full Years to Address the Next Made-Up National Emergency’

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